Theoretical – the ideal candidate

I saw Ron "Spread Liberty at Gunpoint" Bailey take this quiz over at Reason's Hit & Run blog. The quiz said Bailey should vote for Badnarik and my ideal candidate is Theoretical, which seems about right. There's no "Nuke Mecca" question or any form of government question that lets you pick "Theocracy" so some Bushbot warmongers probably don't get sorted out correctly. Bailey, for example, says he's a Bushman. My results:

1. Your ideal theoretical candidate. (100%) Click here for info
2. Badnarik, Michael - Libertarian (87%) Click here for info
3. Cobb, David - Green Party (62%) Click here for info
4. Nader, Ralph - Independent (62%) Click here for info
5. Peroutka, Michael - Constitution Party (55%) Click here for info
6. Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat (54%) Click here for info
7. Dean, Gov. Howard, VT - Democrat (49%) Click here for info
8. Brown, Walt - Socialist Party (44%) Click here for info
9. Kucinich, Rep. Dennis, OH - Democrat (43%) Click here for info
10. Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat (38%) Click here for info
11. Clark, Retired General Wesley K., AR - Democrat (37%) Click here for info
12. Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat (36%)

For all you Democrats out there who think I'm going to hell for not voting, if I were to participate in the "democratic process" I'd just vote for some loser libertarian anyway, because there is no way I would ever endorse a pro-war candidate.