Obama’s Drones Wittily Impaled on Twitter

Someone started a thread on Twitter yesterday with the hashtag #TheBestThingsAboutObamasDrones Here are some of the most amusing zingers thus far - The Best Thing About Obama’s Drones is….

#TheBestThingsAboutObamasDrones they eliminate the need to read an American citizen their miranda rights

— Poor Richard (@poor_richard) February 11, 2013

#TheBestThingsAboutObamasDrones if they turn out like the Volt, they'll probably crash into the most populated areas taking out neighborhood

— CanadianBacon_2 (@CanadianBacon_2) February 11, 2013

#TheBestThingsAboutObamasDronesLaser guided bombs system so accurate it only kills the innocent within a 200 ft radius

— End of the Republic (@PointlessPol) February 10, 2013

#TheBestThingsAboutObamasDrones One day the #LAPD will be able to blow up the wrong car instead of just shoot at it.

— Jeff O'Toole (@jeffjotoole) February 10, 2013

We get to hear torture fetishists who support preemptive wars based on non-existent WMDs complain about them #TheBestThingsAboutObamasDrones

— GrooveSDC (@GrooveSDC) February 10, 2013

#TheBestThingsAboutObamasDrones is that they are powered solely on #Hipster apathy

— Sinister #AmeriSec (@SinisterAnon) February 11, 2013

#TheBestThingsAboutObamasDrones is President Obama is the only Nobel Peace prize winner to have a hit list.

— Sam Adams (@SamAdamsTPP) February 11, 2013

#TheBestThingsAboutObamasDronesThey can be guided with an Obamaphone app

— ag_texas (@ag_texas) February 10, 2013

#TheBestThingsAboutObamasDrones Watching liberals justify the murder of a sixteen year old boy.

— darlingdelilah (@darlingdelilah) February 10, 2013

#TheBestThingsAboutObamasDrones There more Eco friendly than using F16s to kill Americans. #Caring

— ADAM FOSTER (@INHOC478) February 10, 2013

#TheBestThingsAboutObamasDrones with all the bodies to bury shovel ready jobs are created. In other countries now but in USA soon

— Robert (@deepereyes) February 10, 2013

#TheBestThingsAboutObamasDrones Reagan is dead so he can't sell them to Iran.

— passionate democrat (@1_punny_dem) February 11, 2013

#TheBestThingsAboutObamasDrones now they can find Dick Cheneys 'undisclosed location'

— passionate democrat (@1_punny_dem) February 11, 2013

#TheBestThingsAboutObamasDrones Is that hippies from the 60's that hated gov't help create and finance them.Hahahahaha#libtards

— Brian Hilton (@Shep_Brian) February 11, 2013

**** FWIW - I'm on Twitter at @jimbovard